i can’t believe that tomorrow is the 1st of halloween

ihaveabigcockpit:

i’ve gone too deep

ihaveabigcockpit:

i’ve gone too deep

imsoshive:

When ya grandma don’t put any money in ya birthday card

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onlinehumor:

"I like your outfit"

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regigigay:

I HAVE NEVER YELLED AT A GIRL LIKE DIS

regigigay:

I HAVE NEVER YELLED AT A GIRL LIKE DIS

happynervosa:

I have the eye of the tiger, the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo

mszombi:

meladoodle:

one time when i was like 12 my dad wanted me to put a dvd in the dvd player and i was like ‘what do i get in return’ and he said ‘you can have half of the winnings of this stupid lotto ticket’ and he ended up winning 600,000 dollars and i was so pleased with myself. 300,000 dollars when youre 12 is pretty much like infinity dollars. he was so mad

Shit, man, $300,000 would be like infinity dollars to me now.